Yes, you read correctly. A conversation.
The scene: J-man playing with my iPad, doing the Starfall app. (By the way, he can do memory matching games. Who knew...?)
Mommy says, "Ok buddy, bedtime in five minutes."
J-man looks up from the game and shoots me a disgusted look.
J-man says, "Noooooo."
"Oh yeah, buddy.... five minutes." I repeat.
J-man sighs. He looks me straight in the eye and commands, "Smiiiile!"
Apparently, if I am smiling and happy, he doesn't have to go to bed. Probably worked. He got another 10 minutes out of me.