This is how J-man negotiates.
If this isn't progress, I don't know what is.
PS: If you can decipher the few words I am stymied by, you win a gold star! All reasonable guesses will be posted and open for voting!!!
PPS: "Noodles" refers to Mr Noodle from Elmo's World. Mr. Noodle is a comic mastermind. Just ask J-man.